I hate your face
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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