I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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