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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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