The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize