I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
