i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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