You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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