foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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