Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
