i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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