:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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