I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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