Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Holy sore nipples Batman
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My feet surprised me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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