im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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