just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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