Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm always down for nudity.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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