Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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