no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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