You're so nebulous sometimes
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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