Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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