Porn is love you can see.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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