At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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