So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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