Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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