I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
