I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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