I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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