and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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