And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Everything about him screamed your future.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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