You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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