so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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