What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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