im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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