shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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