As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
