So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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