Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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