its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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