Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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