a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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