Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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