Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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