I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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