love makes seman taste better
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize