You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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