it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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