K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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