So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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