It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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