We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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