There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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