So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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