Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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