I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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