She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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