she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jger and an empty bed here Friday.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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